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deanisanactualprincess:

dudewheresmypie:

ATTENTION: THIS IS AN NOT A TEST
Authorities believe that a dangerous blood-borne virus is to blame for the sudden spike in both murders and deaths in recent weeks in and around Kansas City.  It is thought to be the same virus discovered in River Grove, Oregon where at least twenty people were discovered dead in 2006.  Scientists have made no comments about whether this is the same strain found in the Niveus Pharmaceuticals swine flu vaccine in 2010.  Authorities are calling the virus “Croatoan.” 
Speculations that this may be an premeditated attack of biological warfare has forced government officials to take action.  By order of Acting Regional Command, residents of Kansas City and outline areas are required to evacuate by August 1st, 2014.  Entry to the area will be prohibited and strictly enforced beginning that date.  Displaced residents in need of shelter are urged to contact their local law enforcement.  All evacuees will be asked to provide identification and may be subject to onsite medial testing.  Any evacuees resisting official directives will be detained.  Authorities urge residents to use marked evacuation routes to maintain efficiency.
Sources say that victims of the virus are known to be physically aggressive and show a drive to attack others. If you encounter an infected individual, DO NOT ENGAGE. Contact local law enforcement immediately and seek refuge.
Please, do your part and spread the word.  Your safety, and the safety of your neighbors, is our number one concern.

deanisanactualprincess:

dudewheresmypie:

ATTENTION: THIS IS AN NOT A TEST

Authorities believe that a dangerous blood-borne virus is to blame for the sudden spike in both murders and deaths in recent weeks in and around Kansas City.  It is thought to be the same virus discovered in River Grove, Oregon where at least twenty people were discovered dead in 2006.  Scientists have made no comments about whether this is the same strain found in the Niveus Pharmaceuticals swine flu vaccine in 2010.  Authorities are calling the virus “Croatoan.” 

Speculations that this may be an premeditated attack of biological warfare has forced government officials to take action.  By order of Acting Regional Command, residents of Kansas City and outline areas are required to evacuate by August 1st, 2014.  Entry to the area will be prohibited and strictly enforced beginning that date.  Displaced residents in need of shelter are urged to contact their local law enforcement.  All evacuees will be asked to provide identification and may be subject to onsite medial testing.  Any evacuees resisting official directives will be detained.  Authorities urge residents to use marked evacuation routes to maintain efficiency.

Sources say that victims of the virus are known to be physically aggressive and show a drive to attack others. If you encounter an infected individual, DO NOT ENGAGE. Contact local law enforcement immediately and seek refuge.

Please, do your part and spread the word.  Your safety, and the safety of your neighbors, is our number one concern.

4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 1,280 notes
15-year-old me: MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
me now: for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 69,146 notes
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4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 27,437 notes

jesuschristvevo:

do dogs think in barks

4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 283,192 notes
4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 47,362 notes

when ur mom comes home early and u gotta change back from ur shark form QUICK

grawly:

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4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 46,218 notes

So last night I got drunk and played Skyrim

karlosmadera:

I’m still torn on whether this is the greatest thing I’ve ever done or the stupidest. 

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4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 7,002 notes
englishdub:

unclefather:

excuse me?

I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus was a brony

englishdub:

unclefather:

excuse me?

I didn’t know that Miley Cyrus was a brony

4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 46,160 notes

thepolicesnogbox:

i-have-been-johnlocked:

mydearestbrother:

They actually listened to us. They took advice from tumblr.

next step is the salt hula hoops

Progress; Kevin used my Holy water waterguns.

we still need iron rings so they can punch ghosts in the face

4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 80,648 notes

consultinghobbitinthetardis:

sherlockedbadwolf24601:

Basically JK Rowling is so good that she can drop a Harry Potter short story with no publicity or previous announcement and within hours the entire world has read it

and if that’s not power i don’t know what is

She is the Beyonce of literature.

4 hours ago on July 30th, 2014 | J | 50,087 notes